George Carlin Quotes

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By SmallFryComedian

George Carlin Quotes In Honor Of George Carlin

I was deeply saddened when I read of the passing of the great George Carlin. I could not believe that I would never again get to see this great comic perform live. I will be moving back to Las Vegas in August and was planning on seeing his show as soon as I got back there.

If you were to look at the history of Stand Up Comedy there are only a handful of comics you can credit with changing the face of comedy and George Carlin was in the top 5. He gave other comics permission to be themselves. No longer did they need to fit into a mold of conformity.

But it was much more then that for George Carlin. Yes he swore allot. Sure he was at time crude and some would even say vulgar. But for George it was not so much about the words. No it was about much more. It was about Freedom Of Speech. It was about having the right to say what he wanted to say when and where he wanted to say it. Fighting for Free Speech was one of the most important things in his life.

George Carlin, you will be missed but never forgotten.

George Carlin on Death - RIP

I saw this bit the first time it was performed live; it might give us a bit of insight on how to treat his death.

WARNING: This is uncut George Carlin and contains adult language and humor so if you are easily offended please Do Not Watch. Parents please monitor what your children watch online.

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George Carlin Quotes

OK I have decided to do something totally different with this Hub. From this point on you are only going to see George Carlin Quotes, Photos, and Videos. There are plenty of other great Hubs here on HubPages for you to get info on George Carlin. I will have links to some of my favorite ones below. In the meantime here are a few George Carlin Quotes.

WARNING: This is uncut George Carlin and contains adult language and humor so if you are easily offended please Do Not Continue. Parents please monitor what your children view online.

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."

"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?"

"None of that would have happened if I had remained imprisoned in a suit"

"The very existence of flame-throwers, proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, `You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

George Carlin Photos & Drawings

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George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"

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b opinionated 3 years ago

great stuff... Why is it a #2 pencil? These are the thought evoking questions we can thank George for.

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